BFC AIDS

While discussing energy drinks with my friend Colin, he made certain to relate a story of an old friend of his to me. He said that last year his buddy, we’ll call him John for anonymity’s sake, took up a dare to chug a full BFC (Big Freaking Can) Monster in one go. First off, these things are called BFC’s for a reason. They contain 32 fluid ounces of crack-like energy and are so large that two hands must be used to hold the beast. Even without noticing the sheer volume of this thing, and it’s hard not to, there’s also a warning on the side of the can discouraging people to do exactly what this kid did.

Anyhow, John sat back and consumed the entire Monster. As to be expected he felt sick moments following the gluttony and likely stuck to the bathroom for a time, but the real effects came a little while later: his immune system shut down. According to Colin, for a week or so this kid was experiencing AIDS-like symptoms without the virus. He developed an illness pretty quickly, was hospitalized, and likely never touched a Monster again.

Personally, I would adore to know what he won in the bet.